It has been a long summer. I have returned. More scripture will be scrawled. Hold tight, brace yourself, let’s roast these blokes.
–> A Guide For Those Left Behind <–
First off, nothing irritates me more than some stupid tween who creates a blog to whine about their imperfect life. So, finally, I decided to make a blog to rant against things that piss me off. What happens? Some punk already has created MY blog idea. I get stuck with ‘rapturehappened’ <– totally stupid. However, less stupid than the 89 year old idiot who decided through some moronic use of mathematics that the rapture would happen on May 21st. Well, I got left behind – Thanks God.
So, if you’re stuck in my position, maybe this will help you pass the time. Through philosophy, religion, and my own sardonic views of life, I will guide you through the seeming ‘cesspool’ that God abandoned. Let me be your saviour.
PS: I’ll do my best to update some aspect of this site daily, but I’m a slug, so this may not happen. Just peruse pages, I’ll try to date things to stay organized.